scene: a small house in a quiet suburb. a man is sitting on the couch idly watching a soccer game-it is half-time. a woman enters the living room, stops just short of the tv and twirls around.
woman: Hey, what do you think of my new skirt?
man: (eyes on the tv) hmmm? oh. it's nice.
the woman leaves the room.
scene: sometime later, the game is almost finished, only 2 minutes of injury time to go. the woman re-enters the room wearing her pajamas and sits down on the couch next to the man.
woman: Hey honey, what do you think of the TFC's new uniform for this season?
man: Well, I don't like it as much as their first season. The second season wasn't bad, but this one has that high neckline that I don't really like. I don't mind their logo-I'm glad it's not like Kansas City-they have some weird crappy American style mascot thing-but it seems that now the corporations just try to put as many logos on the shirts as possible. I do like the grey stripe on the sleeves and they have the Canadian flag on the centre so that's good....
the woman gets up and goes to bed.
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I bet Juan the pool boy would notice your skirt.
Sigh.
hey....where did you get the tape of *my* (former) marriage?
Yep true story...sub NASCAR
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