they too will turn

I honestly do not know how things go from being happy and pleasant and ohh this is going to be a really good evening to I hate you get out of my freaking life forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Honestly, I swear to God I would sometimes like to put the event in slow motion and replay it so that I can see the moment, and then work hard to prevent it. Maybe when I am telling her for the fourth time that when she is using the computer for homework NOT chatting online with GOd fucking knows who I should just lower my voice, place a gentle hand on her shoulder and lovingly sing my dear sweetie pie, I realize how important your friends are and I realize it's been a whole hour since you've talked to them, but right now is homework time and when your done with your homework, you may chat away to your hearts content as long as your work is done. and the birds will fly around my shoulders and the deer and bunnies will gather around.
Instead, having repeated myself 4 times and getting no response-just chat away little miss sunshine-I lose my patience at having been ignored and start to yell TURN THAT FUCKING COMPUTER OFF NOW OR I WILL UNPLUG IT!!!!! and there goes the evening and I am the bad evil witch of the universe who's only goal and pleasure is creating misery and enforcing evil against my daughter. Thank God the little one still thinks I am the most wonderful mommy in the whole world. Be warned people with cute little ones-one day they will turn...