the day after

Is there some reasonable way to deal with all of the candy?? My children have an obscene amount of candy, including several large cans of coke and pepsi. If ever there was a metaphor for the excess of the suburbs, it's Hallowe'en. Seriously. There is no way to eat this much candy and live. I wonder if there is someone who needs it more than we do. To make matters more gluttonous, my tenant spent the evening on Saturday baking with a ladyfriend and insisted on sending up the booty. Like I need more double chocolate cookies and squares. Maybe this is a test of my (non-existent) willpower. I am going to have to run from here to eternity to get those cookies off my ass.